Trapped by women in obsessive love with him. (One shots, headcanons, and more!! TL;DR a fic exploring each member of the Seven Deadly Sins, their Ring and backstory. Dahlia (my OC) has been in hell for only a few weeks, but she feels almost confident in her new life there. International Popstar, Model, and Singer at heart! . Credits to the owners of the pictures in the stories! and if your not caught up Than go read the book on my profile which is @neverland135. This is a oneshot book with Vivziepop' After the explosion at loo loo land fizzarolli had to find a new job.. and behold ozzies was looking to hire Please consider turning it on! But being with the King of Lust means sharing him with others who catch his eye. (Name) goes by the name Blitz most of the time. One thing is still true in the underworld and in heaven. Indulgence at each turn, on every corner, even in every nook and cranny. Fizarolli As A Yandere (Helluva Boss) - YouTube Don't be afraid to Suggest anything here, we don't judge. But being with the King of Lust means sharing him with others who catch his eye. Until, a century had ended its story and began a new one. Reality continues to fall. The week started so nicely. Ok, so I love this creepy bean (no judging!) Work Search: Transitioning from a sex based relationship into somthing more can be a complicated set of affairs, especially when the subject of Asmodeuss affection is the legal, soul bound property of Mammon himself, a demon who isn't known for his generosity. Or is their history with relationships doomed to repeat itself? (Sequel to Inflorescent Toom & Fourth Book of the Efflorescent Agony series. And all because she had sex with demons that one time after somebody tried to kill her. A shy and graceful Goddess who was known for her Eternal kindness towards humans despite them fearing. A complete laughing stock among his peers the king of Hell just doesn't know what to do with his life anymore. . What happens when this clown comes to life? He is just cute Y/N is a criminal she works for a gang called raven thorn what happens when she get caught by the police and dies. This isn't canon backstory of them two meeting but I just kinda got bored and wanted to try to make a story out of it, I hope y'all like it! Raised by a circus his family started, he travels and become a performer. After years of suffering as a Greed Star, Fizzarolli finally earns his due. Contents 1 Appearance 2 Personality 3 Abilities 3.1 Natural Abilities He made a lot of sacrifices to achieve this level of perfection. FizzaRolli (Helluva Boss)/Reader - Works | Archive of Our Own An angry looking demon storms in and demands to see Blitzo, to have a chat with him. As opposing personnalities clash, disputes and arguments often divolve into not so subtle threats or even bloody brawls, making the whole of Hell shudder in fear of another war. Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss~Oneshots/Yanderes/Headcanons and More!! Mammon and Asmodeus make a simple deal, Asmodeus will care for and upgrade Fizzarolli's prosthetics. But with the royal vizier Striker working against him, things don't go as smoothly as Blitz hopes. Stolas only sighed and Blitz sneered . . > Seraphim male reader. Becky is the daughter of Asmodeus. Transitioning from a sex based relationship into somthing more can be a complicated set of affairs, especially when the subject of Asmodeuss affection is the legal, soul bound property of Mammon himself, a demon who isn't known for his generosity. Something-or someone-who will stop at nothing to make sure Angel's grief consumes him-and his beloved Wonderland. Neither is doing a very good job? Blitzo couldn't believe what he was seeing. What happens when. This will NOT TAKING REQUESTS Just explaining my Mammon x Bimbo background. uh. While there, she ends up attracting alot of demons she comes across. this book is all about Blitz and Blitz only. The love he thought he couldnt keep hold of & the Ring that threatens to slip from his grasp. Blitzo discovers he's pregnant and loses his shit. What happened bro. Just a short prompt to figure out how to write Fizzarolli and Asmodeus interacting. The love he thought he couldnt keep hold of & the Ring that threatens to slip from his grasp. ~ Fizzarolli | Hazbin Hotel Wiki | Fandom All alone, with no one in his bed beside him, the owl feels like he'll be alone forever. A new worker joins the club as a dancer, but trouble arises when he wanted to get a little peak at the place before he started working there which might put his job and life at risk Show more featured All it takes is one lost necklace- just one lost magical artifact- to kick off a series of events that will change the lives of everyone involved forever. Victor and his family arrive in the same reality and realm, but are scattered. Stolas is a prince, Blitz is just an imp who falls in love with him. To see this sweet little imp turn into a maniacal cyborg is going to be heartbreaking. Fizzarolli rekindles a failing lounge, but what happens when feelings quickly blossom and Fizzarolli and the King of Lust find themselves caring for each other more than they should? Sinners come from every time period, some had been around for only a little bit, while others have been here since the dawn of time. As the 90's died off so did many sinners, including you. This is a book of one shots and preferences I wrote about you and my Helluva Boss oc, Becky! Hell is no longer the same, yet life goes on. Helluva boss Fizzarolli x Reader - Confession!~ - Pinterest That is, until he decides that maybe he should try looking someplace other than the Goetia for a new wife. Mpreg warnings now cause I'm still my sick shit self and the oc kids I've seen as of recently have me enjoying this all the more! A new worker joins the club as a dancer, but trouble arises when he wanted to get a little peak at the place before he started working there which might put his job and life at risk I thought the title would be funny. I might do other characters (if you request for that) but this is mostly a Blitz oneshot bo You're a fire ferret who lives with your step brother Darrin. I only own my OC. UPDATES MONTHLY (1-2 chapters every month! But being with the King of Lust means sharing him with others who catch his eye. I just wanted to write a Helluva Boss story, as I've started the show finally. Your a hellhound and you work for imp as a hired gun, it's fun, you get to kill things, and you get to hang out with the hot hellhound resepsionist. I took some inspiration from them and ran with it, I have no plans for this story, whatever the fuck happens, happens. First of all, it starts with a simple knock on the door. They never stopped being together, and eventually Asmodeus recruits them both. But something is lurking in the depths of Angels memory. It does not help that past lovers and and other demons falls in love with the Smart woman. Hailed as the former ruler of Hell and the Queen of the Succubi and Incubi species, Amara. Where you steal something from Asmodeus, the prince of lust, a high-level demon. Fizzaroli lives his best life, working at Ozzies and living on the estate of the Demon Ruler Asmodeus. Is his new life really better than his old one? Despite all his hardships Fizzarolli can't help but think himself to be a very lucky imp. He couldn't feel more fulfilled. He has his freedom, his friends, his host job, a successful business partnership with Mammon, and, most importantly, the love of Hell's most desired demon. Ig there will be smut because its helluva boss , your gonna love this When she makes it to Loo Loo Land as her first job as a singer she did not know this would start obsessive love from so many people. But just what does that horny jester have in store for you? I took some inspiration from them and ran with it, I have no plans for this story, whatever the fuck happens, happens. when he meet other demons like him and part of a murder profession, Blitz's life begins to change as he learns about his demon self. Mammon deeply regrets hurting Amara, missing her more and more each day and wishing nothing more then to wake up with her in his arms. ~ Blitz and his boyfreind have just moved into their new home together, but the happiness of moving forward with their lives is short-lived, as soon, both of them have their attention divided- partly on the house, wich is making strange noises at night and showing them both shadows that no one else seems to be able to see- but also partly due to the neighbors, who are stirring up all sorts of feelings that neither expected to have for anyone but eachother tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (139), | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) (1), FizzaRolli (Helluva Boss)/Original Female Character(s), A whole bunch of original characters - Freeform, A one-sided crush between kid Fizz and a girl, I do not plan to kill off the main characters so don't worry, People say some pretty mean things to Fizz, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, FizzaRolli (Helluva Boss)/Original Male Character(s), Asmodeus | Ozzie/Original Male Character(s), The Boy Who Lost Wonderland Then Stole It Back, Alternate Universe - Alice in Wonderland Fusion, Angel Dust is a mess but we love him anyway, Angel Dust is Bad at Feelings (Hazbin Hotel), Angel Dust Being Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), It's not said in chapter 1 but I tried my best to imply it, Writing quality goes up as I adjust to non-academic writing, Only super minor characters like hit targets die, fairly accurate representations of disabilities/injuries/mental illnesses/etc, set right after S1E7/S2E1 bc when I started that's all I had, and as many future episodes as possible before canon diverges , Bethesda Von Eldritch/Frederick Von Eldritch, alastor (hazbih hotel)/angel dust (hazbin hotel)/asmodeus | ozzie/fizzarolli/blitzo/stolas goetia, Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)/Blitzo (Helluva Boss). Read to fined out :3. Stolas knew it too. All pictures seen through the chapters have been taken in-game, to better give an impression of the location to those not as familiar with the setting.Feel free to listen to these tunes as you read- shorturl.at/GMNUZCharacters of Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are from another fanfic "House of Asmodeus" by Bramblerose64, which you can find here- https://rb.gy/tonzts (Both URL's are just shortened to look nicer and are safe for use. Esperanza can see demons, angels, and souls yet to pass on. The Seven Deadly Sins sit at the top of Hell's Hierarchy, serving both as administrative rulers of their designated Ring and living embodiments of their sin. What happens when things change? . So, what are you waiting for? Choose your fancy when it comes to your demon summoning. Sort by: Hot. Yet they all came to the agreement that this was how things were. You should have known that it wouldn't end in victory, or did it? Please consider turning it on! I have all the characters of story writing that you're looking for. Who will be the winner? a portal opens in her office and she is pulled in right to a overlord meeting with some of the kings of hell. Demons struggle in this new version of normalcy & at the heart of it all, Blitz finds himself with the one person he truly thought he could never have. One day, he is met by Alloces, a prestigious Goetian duke who is desperate to find an apprentice to help him carry out his duties in the living world. Yandere Various Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss x Angel Oc. Come request some scenarios for this Mulitfandom craziness! Fizz was just sick, nothing more nothing lessright? Unfortunately, the two have a lot to learn and get through before their big day Can they stick together until hell freezes over? So when Asmodeus starts putting more effort into his newest conquest than his relationship, Fizzarolli starts to wonder if his time as the Lust King's Favorite is coming to an end. Asmodeus x Reader x Fizzarolli Christmas Drabble, Ask Answered On Tumblr:Wearing nothing but a shiny christmas ribbon, and teasing the lusty duo that they can't open their present until Christmas. They were going to win this war, or die trying. let's do this again! Just a bunch of fics put together, prompts I find, ect. After years of suffering as a Greed Star, Fizzarolli finally earns his due. What happens when this clown comes to life? Enjoy as our five heroes Sasha, Yanyusha, Annushka, Raskolnikov and Kosovo fight off demons and humans alike to protect their friends and lovers. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Life in Hell isn't easy for anyone but it's especially difficult if you're an imp. Just your average reincarnation story, hope you enjoy. One snowy winter in the forest, a human found an Imp as a baby, and is named Blitzo, Blitz for short. I do not own Helluva Boss. Justjust read. The one shots are mostly smut. Imp Dancer Listener ASMR (please read description) Joeni OC PRINCESS 1.85K subscribers 31K views 1 year ago MY VERY FIRST FIZZAROLLI ASMR!!!! Robo Fizz | Hazbin Hotel Wiki | Fandom From Fallen Angel to Ars Goetia and even Primordial Rejects, the creatures occupying these dignified and coveted possitions are all very distinct from one another, either because of their singular vision for Hell or the way they indulge in their vices. Fizz was just sick, nothing more nothing lessright? But now fee "that girl is half angel?" (Sequel to Inflorescent Toom & Fourth Book of the Efflorescent Agony series. Open a gateway to hell, and hope for the best. Helluvabossxreader Stories - Wattpad This story is set in a universe where whatever event that caused Fizzarolli and Blitzo to break up and hate each other never happened. The purple demon Spoilers to the story a little: Moxxie had accidentally hurt you on Earth, and Blitz was forced to take you back to the 'headquarters'. (Cover: https://www.deviantart.com/norithelord/art/Striker (Y/n) gets a new home and finds a little doll of a creepy clown. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. What would people think if they knew what they really were? The human girl was half angel. Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. Hazbin Hotel/ Helluva Boss One Shots, you can request things! Asmodeus for how sincere, tender, delicate and thoughtful he was with her, it was a love story that should've always had a happy ending. Asmodeus king of Lust needed a heir since all the other kings of Hell's circles had one, one night his lover Fizzarolli brings home an unusual child with flaming blue hair and incredible powers. agents arriving on-scene. In return, Asmodeus gets to borrow Fizzarolli for a month. Is it any wonder they cheated on their classification test? Humans are bound to change. Upon realizing that Alloces is now an inexperienced human, Andrealphus takes advantage of the opportunity and uses Isaac as a puppet in order to perform an extensive power play. Im not great with grammar so it isn't that good. Allow your favorite characters to become enamored with you! Amara finally reconnects with Asmodeus, the lover that claimed her heart and soul for over three thousand years and everything seems perfect. You're the new mechanic at Loo Loo Land, and your task for the day is to repair the animatronic known as Robo Fizz. Something sinister. Oneshots will take the longest for those requesting them :) yanderexreader yandere moonsorsha +7 more # 12 So @mldrawzz pointed out that the Cuphead show Devil's hellhound Celeste kinda looks like Loona from Helluva boss, so I decided to draw this picture of them meeting each other. |"Y/N You find a job assisting at a small farm in the ring of wrath, and you end up meeting a rather striking imp This is where everything went downhill for him. You always get the best grades for your test even you have lots of friends, who always supports you too. Oh yeah and my oc Echo in case you want to see their instagram account their user is @echolo.cation its a fan account and apparently she has about 79 followers so far! Blitz didnt have a great childhood, he had to grow up really fast and take on a lot of responsibility to help his family. Requests are open. Cute Manga Girl Heart Exploding Im Falling In Love Tv Icon Vivziepop Hazbin Hotel Wattpad Romance Aesthetic Desktop Wallpaper Having A Crush But I'll admit, it's been on hell of a ride and being a bat/succubus is always making me a bitwell, an easy target for demons to get their hands on some people--Don't ask why, motherfuckers. hellvaboss # 11 (DISCONTINUED)Yandere Fizzarolli x. by MoonSorsha 225K 6.1K 50 (Y/n) gets a new home and finds a little doll of a creepy clown. She is a genderfluid person mostly going by female but also by male pronouns. And so are the two's lives. Vox (Hazbin Hotel) Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel) Satan (Hazbin Hotel) Beelzebub (Helluva Boss) Angst and Hurt/Comfort Heavy Angst Marriage Rejection True Love FizzaRolli Needs a Hug (Helluva Boss) Past Blitzo/FizzaRolli (Helluva Boss) Insecure FizzaRolli (Helluva Boss) Good Parent Stolas Goetia Protective Stolas Goetia Caring Stolas Goetia I just wanted to write a Helluva Boss story, as I've started the show finally. I'm a Succubus and Blitzo's best friend since like, foreves! > Helluva boss x 'blind' angel male reader What happens when this clown comes to life? Stolas knew it too. He has his freedom, his friends, his host job, a successful business partnership with Mammon, and, most importantly, the love of Hell's most desired demon. I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER!!! Dr. (Name) (Last Name) is a young doctor of 25 in the field of Psychiatry. It was the start of 2020, literally it was New Years Day when you died. So it comes as a surprise when Stolas finds out he's pregnant from Blitz. And some even claim to know this Human? There wasn't enough Ozzie/Fizz x Male Reader so I took things into my own hands, not for children,18+the lust ring is a heck of a lot to deal with when it comes to it's demons. And now hes a successful assassin, a badass. Isaac, or rather the new Alloces, is ecstatic about his new life, but his euphoria slowly fades as unanswered questions pile up inside his head. Please consider turning it on! I just love this Robo Jester so much. > Helluva boss x 'blind' angel male reader > Seraphim male reader. But now what will become of the team as they struggle to face the Dark Alliance with no allies left standing. Helluva Boss FanFiction Archive | FanFiction Your the daughter of, God himself and princess of heaven too. Having no chance with Stolas as a commoner, Blitz finds a magic lamp to turn himself into a prince. > Harem Ok, so I love this creepy bean (no judging!) Wattpad 31M followers More information #wattpad #romance The Fizzarolli from Helluva boss aka Hazbin Hotel! I just wanna start off by saying, I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos. What happens when both are trying to change their behavior, while also trying to maintain their facade and secrets? People dream to be in his place, but is his life really that charming? I'm not putting a description on here again. Work Search: (from my account on quotev). Isaac Williams is your average unfulfilled office worker. ~ A grieving mother and husband having their lost son under suspicious circumstances with no leads from the police provoke them into enlisting Esper A new worker joins the club as a dancer, but trouble arises when he wanted to get a little peak at the place before he started working there which might put his job and life at risk, Welcome by Potato babies! Read the rules and go have some fun! This story contains content that is unsuitable for younger audiences viewer digression is advised. Despite all his hardships Fizzarolli can't help but think himself to be a very lucky imp. #fizzarolli on Tumblr He is just cute. Dahlia feels in love more than she has ever been. Requests are open! With only her mother's old Satanic book and a house now burning down, there is only one option left. One shots , Scenarios , Head cannons , Just give request ^^, Multifandom x reader! and yes this will have Helluva Boss Stories | Quotev So when Asmodeus starts putting more effort into his newest conquest than his relationship, Fizzarolli starts to wonder if his time as the Lust King's Favorite is coming to an end. In the wake of a revelation, love and lust are required to mend the pain. Fortunately, he finally ran into the loving arms of the person he deserved. These stories will fill one to two chapters depending on the characters chosen and will have no relation to each other unless stated otherwise. Fizzarolli's limbs are needing repairs, so Asmodeus takes care of him while they wait for them to be fixed. A pair of cops who stumble upon the necklace, the desperation of the ones who lost it to get it back, the shop owners who get pulled into the middle the middle of things, as the fates align, they will all collide into one explosive encounter tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply", Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (234), My Little Pony Generation 4: Equestria Girls (Cartoon 2013) (2), Sallie May (Helluva Boss)/Original Character(s), FizzaRolli (Helluva Boss)/Original Female Character(s), A whole bunch of original characters - Freeform, A one-sided crush between kid Fizz and a girl, I do not plan to kill off the main characters so don't worry, People say some pretty mean things to Fizz, Bombproof | Striker's Horse (Helluva Boss), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Asmodeus | Ozzie/Original Female Character(s), Mammon (Helluva Boss)/Original Female Character(s), Asmodeus | Ozzie/Original Female Character(s)/Mammon (Helluva Boss), Valentino is in Hell for a Reason (Hazbin Hotel), FizzaRolli (Helluva Boss)/Original Male Character(s), Asmodeus | Ozzie/Original Male Character(s), Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)/Original Character(s), Isaac Williams (Helluva Boss Original Character), Alloces (Helluva Boss Original Character), basicallly Wolfie watched Aladdin and wanted to make it Stolitz, Alastor/Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)/Asmodeus | Ozzie/Blitzo/FizzaRolli (Helluva Boss)/Stolas Goetia. (Name) is a little Imp from the wrath ring. Thing is no one wanted her to be. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. What can she do and why is every demons seemingly in love with her? Just a bunch of fics put together, prompts I find, ect. However things go terribly wrong, and Alloces is presumed dead, leaving Isaac to deal with the ever-watchful D.H.O.R.K.S. Kings of Hell, Overlords, Princes, Sinners and Imps. And because I like certain kinks, I went with them to write easier. I will make a separate book for a Male!Reader, Just some Fizzarolli x reader oneshots, if it's smut it might take a long time-. FizzaRolli (Helluva Boss) - Works | Archive of Our Own Male Reader tops Fizzarolli and slaps him around a bit. Like a dummy, you let yourself be pressured into doing a heist. What happens when people can't stop crashing through, figuratively and literally? I've read a few fanfics already and I dig this ship. Think you have it in you to tire out the living sex toy? They have to find something that tastes pleased to fill their hunger every day and everyw Requests are: OPEN! Welcome in the Wave of Y2K. The reluctant defender of the memoryless White Rabbit he names Charlie and aided by the cantankerous and infuriatingly handsome Gryphon, Husk, his self-appointed Red Knight, to escape Wonderland-and possibly his coma-Angel must navigate dangerous terrain, deal with enemies and allies who appear and disappear at random, decipher grotesque clues, battle some pretty awful monsters, and save the mysterious "Golden Afternoon" from the tyrannical Queen of Hearts before the carnivorous Fright Train destroys the Web of Wonderland. Check main page for rules and status :). Core Membership is 60% off through January 3. Blitzo refuses to steal for his father, knowing he'll just abandon the circus and his family. Your parents died in After monsters came to the surface along with demons and such.They haven't been easley excepted with the humans,so when you find out some of those monster,demons and wha ; Does he stand any chance of finding a common ground when Asmodeus is his competition? This Fanfiction is the first one I ever publish. Work Search: Oh dear god get this hyper fixation away from me oh my god. Your name is Y/N and your 18 years old too. Her grandmother having been killed, Esperanza lives by taking on specific supernatural cases. Or some shit. Characters that a "You have a half sister!?" Amara has always deeply loved both of them, Mammon for his charm, wit, sense of humor and the mask he never showed her after she broke the shell he hid in. #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss season 2 #Fizzarolli #helluva boss fizzarolli. 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I just wanna start off by saying, I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. ), The story's author is informed of this use and allowed it personally. Helluva Boss | Reader FizzaRolli | Fanfiction Romance Asmodeous Fizzarolli X Reader Fizzarolli X Male Reader Helluva Boss X Reader . FizzaRolli (Helluva Boss) Stolas is a switch millie and moxxie share Reader takes place of Blitzo Yandere Reverse Harem Obsession Possessive Behavior Striker was Reader first Robo Fizz Obsessed With Reader Female Blitzo (Name) is a girl who always dream of being a singer. I hope you all like it. '' .'' But what really goes on behind the closed doors, that leaves even Hells Overlords scratching their heads? Find out how you manage to land right into the arms of said beings in a satisfying little bundle of plot. Another AU about Harmony being raised by someone other than Hades. [GENDERBENT VERSION] Or the demon? Fizzarolli decides to give you a very private show. Helluva Boss characters x reader! Helluva Boss X Reader | Quotev Please read previous books before venturing into this one). ", , ?'' #helluva boss on Tumblr Blitzo discovers he's pregnant and loses his shit. Created from a tumblr ask prompt: Picture Fizz and Ozzie being completely dumbfounded when they find out their favorite new employee is a virgin and says they haven't found the right person(s) yet?